| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Words per line | Chars per line | Last seen | Random quote |
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cheeseplus | 915 |   | 10687 | 11.7 | 65.9 | 19 days ago | "JediMaster: execute is right unless you want to manage every file" |
| 2 |
coderanger | 187 |  | 1796 | 9.6 | 55.3 | 4 days ago | "socomm: Sure, either use the `log` resource or call `puts` direct" |
| 3 |
gavit | 92 |  | 1118 | 12.2 | 72.1 | 101 days ago | "most online examples show the command without the" [{}]"" |
| 4 |
tombin | 81 | | 1086 | 13.4 | 75.0 | 72 days ago | "thanks for directing me to saltstack" |
| 5 |
JediMaster | 77 | | 1222 | 15.9 | 94.9 | 31 days ago | "Thanks, will jump on there next time" |
| 6 |
CableNinja | 76 | | 1141 | 15.0 | 81.7 | 129 days ago | "I've also tried shell_out().stdout" |
| 7 |
savantgarde | 64 | | 743 | 11.6 | 64.6 | 261 days ago | "I guess I should use berkshelf" |
| 8 |
rkeiii | 58 | | 724 | 12.5 | 67.2 | 333 days ago | "i'll see if it runs with that" |
| 9 |
murd3r | 53 | | 291 | 5.5 | 28.1 | 56 days ago | "cdown: Linux is 4 Niggers!" |
| 10 |
Sammitch | 51 | | 642 | 12.6 | 74.4 | 243 days ago | "INFO: Processing yum_package[ca-certificates] action install" |
| 11 |
gleam | 48 | | 348 | 7.2 | 41.6 | 109 days ago | "it'll fill Gobo708 in for the copyright holder" |
| 12 |
socomm | 42 | | 507 | 12.1 | 69.4 | 169 days ago | "Hello. I'm hoping someone can help me with this. I'm having troub" |
| 13 |
Gobo708 | 35 | | 494 | 14.1 | 78.8 | 241 days ago | "Disregard, it was a bad path" |
| 14 |
gilfoyle | 34 | | 792 | 23.3 | 129.2 | 32 days ago | "(apologies for the $pkg there :)" |
| 15 |
d1rewolf | 34 | | 650 | 19.1 | 106.6 | 165 days ago | "sigh...i hate that slack is slowly killing freenode" |
| 16 |
bmurt | 31 | | 285 | 9.2 | 59.0 | 26 days ago | "it doesn't seem to be replacing it with the automatic attribute" |
| 17 |
pagios | 29 | | 378 | 13.0 | 68.3 | 169 days ago | "so isnt chef used primary for orchestration?" |
| 18 |
Pepe_ | 28 | | 427 | 15.2 | 83.9 | 114 days ago | "Ah, that resource collection thing I can query it?" |
| 19 |
yo61 | 28 | | 283 | 10.1 | 58.7 | 222 days ago | "Question about structure within cookbooks,,," |
| 20 |
double-p | 27 | | 263 | 9.7 | 62.1 | 101 days ago | "hmm, is there something special with chef-zero and simple_iptable" |
| 21 |
acqant_ | 25 | | 237 | 9.5 | 55.5 | 103 days ago | "which is why I was trying the eval" |
| 22 |
miah | 24 | | 279 | 11.6 | 65.4 | 53 days ago | "sounds like you need to upgrade or downgrade some things" |
| 23 |
rora | 23 | | 472 | 20.5 | 117.8 | 310 days ago | "("under 12" meaning "within 12.*.*")" |
| 24 |
pbandark | 20 | | 306 | 15.3 | 96.2 | 206 days ago | "Kindly ignore.. found the cause" |
| 25 |
_KaszpiR_ | 20 | | 166 | 8.3 | 47.3 | 19 days ago | "pagios this barely has anything to do with chef" |
Is gilfoyle stupid or just asking too many questions? 44.1% lines contained a question!
Gobo708 didn't know that much either. 37.1% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was murd3r, who yelled 88.7% of the time!
Another old yeller was socomm, who shouted 4.8% of the time!
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It seems that gleam's shift-key is hanging: 2.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<gleam> -C
Sammitch just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.0% of the time.
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| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
gilfoyle brings happiness to the world. 8.8% lines contained smiling faces. :)
bmurt isn't a sad person either, smiling 6.5% of the time.
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gilfoyle seems to be sad at the moment: 5.9% lines contained sad faces. :(
Sammitch is also a sad person, crying 3.9% of the time.
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gilfoyle wrote the longest lines, averaging 129.2 letters per line.
#chef average was 76.0 letters per line. |
murd3r wrote the shortest lines, averaging 28.1 characters per line.
gleam was tight-lipped, too, averaging 41.6 characters. |
cheeseplus spoke a total of 10687 words!
cheeseplus's faithful follower, coderanger, didn't speak so much: 1796 words.
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marens_ wrote an average of 57.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.03 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
ChanServ donated 122 ops in the channel...
tolkien.freenode.net was also very polite: 3 ops from him/her.
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| ChanServ is the channel sheriff with 4 deops.
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chipadeedoodah always lets us know what he/she's doing: 2 actions!
For example, like this:
* chipadeedoodah waves
Also, rora tells us what's up with 2 actions.
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cheeseplus talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 8 times!
Another lonely one was JediMaster, who managed to hit 2 times.
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| cdown couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 942 joins during this reporting period! |
| cheeseplus has quite a potty mouth. 0.0% words were foul language.
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