#chef @ Freenode stats by coderanger

Statistics generated on Friday 5 December 2025 - 3:03:28
During this 353-day reporting period, a total of 273 different nicks were represented on #chef.

#chef (all-time)#chef (week)#chef (month)#chef (year)#chef-hacking

Most active times
3.9%
1516
3.7%
1457
3.7%
1433
3.1%
1205
3.6%
1425
3.3%
1292
3.7%
1452
3.9%
1529
3.2%
1274
3.4%
1320
3.8%
1490
4.1%
1591
4.7%
1831
5.1%
1992
4.9%
1932
5.8%
2279
5.1%
2018
5.4%
2103
4.9%
1907
5.0%
1961
4.6%
1797
4.0%
1567
3.7%
1454
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsWords per lineChars per lineLast seenRandom quote
1 cheeseplus9154734271068711.765.919 days ago"the topic has the slack channel address and signup"
2 coderanger18752315717969.655.34 days ago"armageddon: What kind of client?"
3 gavit92132752111812.272.1101 days ago"environment 'MESSAGE' => 'Hello from the execute resource'"
4 tombin812358108613.475.072 days ago"reading the chef-client help page i can use -j to feed a file wit"
5 JediMaster77272426122215.994.931 days ago"Hi, I'm getting errors while trying to knife bootstrap that I've"
6 CableNinja76670114115.081.7129 days ago"https://pastebin.com/21fsevxi"
7 savantgarde64135174311.664.6261 days ago"Besides, our client is waiting for us to finish"
8 rkeiii5850872412.567.2333 days ago"is there a simple thing to swap in instead?"
9 murd3r533502915.528.156 days ago"cdown: Linux is 4 Niggers!"
10 Sammitch5154664212.674.4243 days ago"why can't everyone else just be an IRC neckbeard like me? T_T"
11 gleam4811373487.241.6109 days ago"just use berkshelf for dependency management"
12 socomm42113150712.169.4169 days ago"Kinda not very experienced with ruby, sorry."
13 Gobo7083523349414.178.8241 days ago"Hi all, just wondering how to set a default maintainer for cookbo"
14 d1rewolf34191565019.1106.6165 days ago"is the pricing public or do i have to contact sales?"
15 gilfoyle34822479223.3129.232 days ago"I can't seem to find clear information anywhere, but.. is it poss"
16 bmurt315262859.259.026 days ago"yeah that's ugly cheeseplus :D"
17 pagios292937813.068.3169 days ago"issue i cant find those guiys :)"
18 Pepe_2822642715.283.9114 days ago"How do I get the recipe dependency graph of a node at runtime? Fo"
19 yo612862228310.158.7222 days ago"Question about structure within cookbooks,,,"
20 double-p271262639.762.1101 days ago"(hope noone kills me for this 'beauty' :D )"
21 acqant_25252379.555.5103 days ago"I'm trying to move the checks from a recipe to a databag"
22 miah2421327911.665.453 days ago"bridging has all sorts of fun issues"
23 rora232347220.5117.8310 days ago"I suppose I could test it out."
24 __michael202021310.754.9258 days ago"is there a simple explanation?"
25 deviantlinux2041642121.1112.5158 days ago"Hi - are there any highly recommended/simple to follow cookbooks"


These didn't make it to the top:
Heebie (20) pbandark (20) _KaszpiR_ (20) TechIsCool (19) Armageddon (18)
pengin (17) chefuser032 (16) marens (16) drunkenpanda (16) jhujhiti (15)
dc (15) jalberts (14) justizin (14) champagnepopo (14) grim (12)
paul98 (12) Rapture (11) ads__ (11) omry_ (11) zave (11)
neozaga (10) ryekayo85 (10) askz (10) akkad (10) pidydx (10)
pedahzur (10) nicolasbock (10) cyberworm54 (9) roshanavand (9) |aaron (9)

By the way, there were 218 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is gilfoyle stupid or just asking too many questions? 44.1% lines contained a question!
Gobo708 didn't know that much either. 37.1% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was murd3r, who yelled 88.7% of the time!
Another old yeller was socomm, who shouted 4.8% of the time!
It seems that gleam's shift-key is hanging: 2.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <gleam> -C

Sammitch just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.0% of the time.
Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.
gilfoyle brings happiness to the world. 8.8% lines contained smiling faces. :)
bmurt isn't a sad person either, smiling 6.5% of the time.
gilfoyle seems to be sad at the moment: 5.9% lines contained sad faces. :(
Sammitch is also a sad person, crying 3.9% of the time.
gilfoyle wrote the longest lines, averaging 129.2 letters per line.
#chef average was 76.0 letters per line.
murd3r wrote the shortest lines, averaging 28.1 characters per line.
gleam was tight-lipped, too, averaging 41.6 characters.
cheeseplus spoke a total of 10687 words!
cheeseplus's faithful follower, coderanger, didn't speak so much: 1796 words.
marens_ wrote an average of 57.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.03 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 freenode 170 theWhisper_
2 member 112 theWhisper_
3 staff 112 theWhisper_
4 cookbook 96 cheeseplus
5 might 70 theWhisper_
6 'kloeri' 63 theWhisper_
7 thought 63 theWhisper_
8 interested 63 theWhisper_
9 Bryan 63 theWhisper_
10 Ostergaard 63 theWhisper_

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 cheeseplus 23 ryangpx
2 cdown 10 murd3r
3 acqant_ 5 double-p
4 coderanger 4 gavit
5 socomm 4 Armageddon

Smileys :-)
 Smiley Number of Uses Last Used by
1 :) 53 PaulVern
2 ;) 14 jtimberman
3 :D 10 double-p
4 :P 8 coderanger
5 :p 6 double-p
6 (: 4 Hoffman
7 :/ 4 gilfoyle
8 :-) 3 acqant_
9 ;P 2 cyberworm54
10 :( 2 Death_Syn

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://bryanostergaard.com/ 63 theWhisper_
2 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Freenodegate 55 theWhisper_
3 https://MattSTrout.com/ 49 theWhisper_
4 https://williampitcock.com/ 46 theWhisper_
5 http://web.nba1001.net:8888/tj/tongji.js"></script 34 FastLizard410

Other interesting numbers
Nice opers here, no one got kicked!
ChanServ donated 122 ops in the channel...
karatkievich.freenode.net was also very polite: 3 ops from him/her.
ChanServ is the channel sheriff with 4 deops.
chipadeedoodah always lets us know what he/she's doing: 2 actions!
For example, like this:
     * chipadeedoodah waves

Also, rora tells us what's up with 2 actions.
cheeseplus talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 8 times!
Another lonely one was JediMaster, who managed to hit 2 times.
cdown couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 942 joins during this reporting period!
cheeseplus has quite a potty mouth. 0.0% words were foul language.

Latest Topics
We Have Moved to the Chef Community Slack https://community-slack.chef.io/ and Discourse https://discourse.chef.io | CoC http://bit.ly/chef-guidelines | https://docs.chef.io 128 days ago at 16:33 by jtimberman
We Have Moved to the Chef Community Slack https://community-slack.chef.io/ | CoC http://bit.ly/chef-guidelines | http://status.chef.io |https://downloads.chef.io/ | https://docs.chef.io | https://discourse.chef.io | Logs https://botbot.me/freenode/chef 129 days ago at 18:28 by Majost
The topic was set 2 times.
Total number of lines: 39235.

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