#chef-hacking @ Freenode stats by coderanger

Statistics generated on Tuesday 16 September 2025 - 3:03:53
During this 2764-day reporting period, a total of 2325 different nicks were represented on #chef-hacking.

#chef (all-time)#chef (week)#chef (month)#chef (year)#chef-hacking

Most active times
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21338
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19009
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19374
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17814
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17469
2.8%
16511
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17392
2.7%
16035
2.3%
13698
2.3%
13740
2.8%
16597
3.0%
17872
3.8%
22083
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26853
5.4%
31847
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50609
6.0%
35070
5.7%
33194
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31148
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32313
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31155
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27403
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24966
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsWords per lineChars per lineLast seenRandom quote
1 github-bawt21662306971866811119423738011.087.2761 days ago"[knife-windows] btm deleted mwrock/defer_nokogiri at 273896f: htt"
2 holoway51263893864873459249.048.767 days ago"it's dope you want to do the work"
3 jtimberman444693122281261335877.643.98 days ago"coderanger: I can't speak for everyone but for myself, I disable"
4 fujin427515191292560291556.838.76 days ago"if I can help w/ testing or CR, let me know"
5 hoover_damm363067712341718293908.143.42200 days ago"takes too much time to manage"
6 lusis26948761312488156145.830.82302 days ago"with the pagerduty output in logstash ;)"
7 Damm26186188911108188707.238.41596 days ago"fujin, you had the md127 bug short of bemu?"
8 coderanger241412519413162854011.865.62 days ago"And nope, it's public, just only was ever used once a week"
9 c_t21751821181807202139.350.6102 days ago"ISTR erchef sending some kind of stats to statsd"
10 imeyer20672531176630109375.328.21322 days ago"if that's what is making it awkward..."
11 kallistec179825610874552004011.163.1859 days ago"lib for doing cmds and files and such over ssh/winrm/docker/etc"
12 travis-ci1719273141498807122557.175.8315 days ago"Build details : https://travis-ci.org/chef/chef/builds/320504826"
13 nathenharvey152715252007513.177.8250 days ago"holoway: any updates from your side today?"
14 btm1508389854692460416.396.4683 days ago"yeah, all of that sounds right --^"
15 jonlives14181381139959.954.032 days ago"adamedx: depends how long the answer is likely to be ;)"
16 thom1325541257123629.352.2653 days ago"See you all on tuesday, on the internets :)"
17 spheromak131720092279746109778.344.16 days ago"assuming you ahve an admin already"
18 jkeiser11409681531642414.480.2865 days ago"This gives people something they've wanted for a long while"
19 renchap11004420261723769716.334.6463 days ago"any target for chef 11.14.0 release ?"
20 roidrage9932772624074217.540.01513 days ago"did anything weird happen to hosted chef on august 12th?"
21 bemu920189114598935610.255.51653 days ago"Is the role versus roles issue in hosted Chef known/being worked"
22 yfeldblum918783534821253313.783.0620 days ago"what's the best way of detecting whether chef is installed using"
23 adamedx89789775338.447.7858 days ago"no updates, other than to install the latest chef-dk that was rel"
24 miketheman84648533577519.254.1483 days ago"I just ported an ohai plugin to version 7 syntax"
25 mattray7233933335160188.348.61075 days ago"bah, he just wants bio breaks between meetings"


These didn't make it to the top:
ampledata (694) hoover_damn (686) laurent\ (685) lnxchk (676) lamont_oc (590)
cwj (552) miah (552) nico (534) schisamo (526) fnichol (498)
Cope (470) crazed (461) ssd7 (410) StormSilver (388) someara (367)
siezer (305) martinb3 (273) mkent_ (269) ranjib (262) Mithrandir (260)
adamjk-dev (254) juliancdunn (215) joewilliams (214) clundquist (214) aspiers (206)
lamont_oc2 (205) ohlol (204) msf (203) atomic-penguin (197) kisoku (191)

By the way, there were 2270 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is stephenking stupid or just asking too many questions? 25.9% lines contained a question!
BryanWB didn't know that much either. 23.4% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was fnichol, who yelled 16.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was nathenharvey, who shouted 10.6% of the time!
It seems that nathenharvey's shift-key is hanging: 5.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <nathenharvey> ***** MEETING ENDS *****

lnxchk just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 4.3% of the time.
roidrage is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 5 times.
For example, like this:
     * roidrage slaps oldchef around with a large trout

renchap can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor jtimberman, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * imeyer slaps jtimberman

StormSilver seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.
laurent\ brings happiness to the world. 31.5% lines contained smiling faces. :)
jtimberman isn't a sad person either, smiling 16.1% of the time.
travis-ci seems to be sad at the moment: 33.3% lines contained sad faces. :(
aspiers is also a sad person, crying 2.4% of the time.
fnichol wrote the longest lines, averaging 97.8 letters per line.
#chef-hacking average was 66.7 letters per line.
imeyer wrote the shortest lines, averaging 28.2 characters per line.
lusis was tight-lipped, too, averaging 30.8 characters.
github-bawt spoke a total of 237380 words!
github-bawt's faithful follower, holoway, didn't speak so much: 45924 words.
Guest66835 wrote an average of 105.00 words per line.
Channel average was 10.25 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 pushed 4275 github-bawt
2 commit 4133 jkeiser
3 [chef] 3968 github-bawt
4 master 2704 travis-ci
5 danielsdeleo 2246 github-bawt
6 think 1560 Ingmar17
7 about 1411 simonmcc18
8 there 1363 greymalkinbs
9 freenode 1348 brand020
10 would 1267 truexfan813

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 have 4000 Masorueda
2 this 3799 evil-godcr
3 Chef 2991 travis-ci
4 sersut 1662 github-bawt
5 btm 1489 robbkidd

Smileys :-)
 Smiley Number of Uses Last Used by
1 :) 2667 CreateChange
2 ): 768 Boreeas
3 ;) 573 Guest4374
4 :D 502 nolskimD
5 :/ 316 Tjh_
6 :P 275 CreateChange
7 :( 210 Praematura
8 :p 182 en7ropyAp
9 :-) 143 lounge-user32eC
10 ;/ 82 ssbr7

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://williampitcock.com/ 208 BackUP1
2 https://bryanostergaard.com/ 201 BackUP1
3 https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Freenodegate 193 BackUP1
4 https://MattSTrout.com/ 190 BackUP1
5 https://matrix.org/ 176 Liara-

Other interesting numbers
siezer wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** siezer was kicked by siezer (Bitch-X BaBy!)

hoover_damm seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received.
fujin is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
fujin's faithful follower, siezer, kicked about 1 people.
ChanServ donated 5957 ops in the channel...
asimov.freenode.net was also very polite: 29 ops from him/her.
Wow, no op was taken on #chef-hacking!
jtimberman always lets us know what he/she's doing: 141 actions!
For example, like this:
     * jtimberman snickers

Also, hoover_damm tells us what's up with 135 actions.
github-bawt talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 1078 times!
Another lonely one was travis-ci, who managed to hit 135 times.
github-bawt couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 9850 joins during this reporting period!
montag45128 has quite a potty mouth. 1.1% words were foul language.
fujin also makes sailors blush, 0.7% of the time.

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