#chef @ Freenode stats by coderanger

Statistics generated on Monday 8 December 2025 - 3:03:22
During this 2895-day reporting period, a total of 15259 different nicks were represented on #chef.

#chef (all-time)#chef (week)#chef (month)#chef (year)#chef-hacking

Most active times
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsWords per lineChars per lineLast seenRandom quote
1 coderanger7413714665337896624643277084110.459.94 days ago"tf2ftw: Linux has no such thing as local env vars"
2 cheeseplus3808919682763194331392542055011.062.119 days ago"failshell: this channel is effectively dead, see the slack link i"
3 jtimberman171013047752364381624049.557.626 days ago"brandt_tullis: we handle that with a cookbook that checks a data"
4 hoover_damm137274366348758051167698.547.2868 days ago"gchristensen, yeah emacs is insteresting"
5 miah124721828324571101014068.146.253 days ago"i'd file a issue on the cookbook (or a PR)"
6 yfeldblum1232311955275679492218522815.091.8747 days ago"kallistec, i too am a haskell fan :D"
7 fujin852225155822755150650867.644.1277 days ago"he's prob referring to the authz signed header timeout"
8 jbz7530378340237039647312.872.31256 days ago"n4rk0o: you can install chef on the node and manually the validat"
9 Damm6723242313292962534097.943.31605 days ago"so you'll find a lot of grey spaces due to that"
10 cwj6664627308128927679011.567.5333 days ago"endorse me on linkedin for misattribution"
11 zts63834992437283161611740918.4107.9678 days ago"anyway, it would perhaps be easier to fix the bug in that code."
12 lusis6361241125111404408266.435.11782 days ago"okay I've been over this 20 times and I can't find the logic in c"
13 kallistec61911019254826167394911.969.4993 days ago"emachnic: you can use policyfiles as just a dep solver if you wan"
14 flaccid60793042130920515236255710.360.1806 days ago"what would be one of the most developed/worked on community cookb"
15 ssd754897661354183415358424715.388.848 days ago"jmaass: You likely want to rotate that private key now :D"
16 BryanWB526686320551975373483389.252.0331 days ago"ohai chefs! say i have a method in a recipe like `def selinux_ena"
17 mattray498819523442449430218.652.21203 days ago"korishev: could you run it with —debug and post a gist?"
18 spheromak47437476887282580439219.351.1236 days ago"sarkis: you don't generally want to code anything to a nodename"
19 dgarstang4554154329995837012.874.8965 days ago"someara: various ways being?"
20 someara450329021821946377628.451.5249 days ago"Kunit load_current_resource will load any property without desire"
21 whiteadam4300561238813014297410.055.9983 days ago"acqant: no love their either."
22 Cope428299510551316916401119.452.2608 days ago"Chris_______: chef is not a good choice for audit"
23 geekbri4247119289612196282514.881.8696 days ago"Ah ok, so I just need to remove these from my node.json"
24 matti412117699318341118275406.739.8112 days ago"Of a class that implements functionality.."
25 gchristensen3965401132193614964523911.466.151 days ago"jtimberman: is it good? :)"


These didn't make it to the top:
workmad3 (3903) Majost (3880) erikh (3497) jonlives (3461) shlant (3353)
Brad_K (3232) josephholsten (3202) bemu (3196) juliancdunn (3119) erratic (3119)
masterkorp (2923) holoway (2787) stormerider (2786) cnf (2690) bluepojo (2661)
c_t (2640) AntelopeSalad (2562) hoover_damn (2521) Otterley (2515) jmickle (2496)
sarkis (2479) atomic-penguin (2451) dyer (2450) jkeiser (2426) btm (2363)
gyoza (2362) chip- (2352) ranjibd (2334) BryanWB_ (2229) gyre007 (2203)

By the way, there were 15204 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is supercom32 stupid or just asking too many questions? 44.6% lines contained a question!
medya didn't know that much either. 42.6% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was PatrickBatman, who yelled 14.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was mlev, who shouted 12.9% of the time!
It seems that bawt's shift-key is hanging: 6.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <bawt> PONG

gyoza just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.4% of the time.
LinuxHorn is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 3 times.
For example, like this:
     * LinuxHorn slaps bradgignac around a bit with a blotched appreciation

kallistec can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor head, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 6 times.
For example, like this:
     * inc0gnito beats head on desk

himself seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 3 times.
laurent\ brings happiness to the world. 25.4% lines contained smiling faces. :)
workmad3 isn't a sad person either, smiling 24.5% of the time.
Kzim seems to be sad at the moment: 8.6% lines contained sad faces. :(
mlev is also a sad person, crying 8.4% of the time.
pedahzur wrote the longest lines, averaging 135.0 letters per line.
#chef average was 67.0 letters per line.
thehar wrote the shortest lines, averaging 30.7 characters per line.
gyoza was tight-lipped, too, averaging 30.8 characters.
coderanger spoke a total of 770841 words!
coderanger's faithful follower, cheeseplus, didn't speak so much: 420550 words.
abrookins wrote an average of 88.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.70 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 cookbook 54941 cheeseplus
2 there 46569 cheeseplus
3 server 35563 paul98
4 using 35452 acqant_
5 would 31725 _KaszpiR_
6 recipe 28219 acqant_
7 should 24989 cheeseplus
8 Thanks 24350 izghitu
9 which 21986 justizin
10 about 21438 ryan_

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 Chef 101308 cheeseplus
2 Knife 30819 paul98
3 will 25617 cheeseplus
4 coderanger 16943 gavit
5 new 13688 |aaron

Smileys :-)
 Smiley Number of Uses Last Used by
1 :) 29109 PaulVern
2 ;) 5567 jtimberman
3 :P 4049 coderanger
4 :( 3539 Death_Syn
5 :D 3521 double-p
6 :-) 2940 acqant_
7 :p 2020 double-p
8 :/ 1900 gilfoyle
9 (: 1818 Hoffman
10 ;-) 1338 JediMaster

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 http://www.opscode.com/chef/install/ 148 kumavis
2 https://www.opscode.com/chef/install.sh 146 Lockpick
3 http://wiki.opscode.com/display/chef/Attributes 125 cpasmoi
4 http://wiki.opscode.com/display/chef/How+to+Contribute 89 xhae
5 http://berkshelf.com/ 81 lmc

Other interesting numbers
jorhett wasn't very popular, getting kicked 3 times!
For example, like this:
     *** jorhett was kicked by coderanger (Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.)

motuman seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.
coderanger is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 20 people!
coderanger's faithful follower, fujin, kicked about 5 people.
ChanServ donated 10079 ops in the channel...
asimov.freenode.net was also very polite: 125 ops from him/her.
ChanServ is the channel sheriff with 11 deops.
matti deoped 7 users.
hoover_damm always lets us know what he/she's doing: 574 actions!
For example, like this:
     * hoover_damm will figure that out tomorrow

Also, jtimberman tells us what's up with 377 actions.
coderanger talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 278 times!
Another lonely one was hoover_damm, who managed to hit 238 times.
crazysix couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 8517 joins during this reporting period!
daschel has quite a potty mouth. 1.2% words were foul language.
thehar^home also makes sailors blush, 1.0% of the time.

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